WHEN THE GUY I’M FLIRTING WITH OFFERS TO GIVE ME HIS JACKET WHEN ITS COLD OUTSIDE

embarrassingtruth:

I’m like…..

When someone farts right in front of you

When I wake up after blacking out and see how much I destroyed my room the night before
When I walk into class and there’s a pop quiz
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should’ve said instead.

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When my mom tried to hang out with my friends & I

whatshouldwecallme:

In high school we’d be like, 

Now, we’re like,

Saying goodbye to my best friend for the summer

mcgrizzle:

I’m just like

when i run into the guy i always send really embarrassing drunk texts to
when the waiter says that what i ordered is too big for one person to finish on their own

mylifeasakitten:

I’m just like,