WHEN THE GUY I’M FLIRTING WITH OFFERS TO GIVE ME HIS JACKET WHEN ITS COLD OUTSIDE
When someone farts right in front of you
When I wake up after blacking out and see how much I destroyed my room the night before
When I walk into class and there’s a pop quiz
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should’ve said instead.
When my mom tried to hang out with my friends & I
Saying goodbye to my best friend for the summer
when i run into the guy i always send really embarrassing drunk texts to
when the waiter says that what i ordered is too big for one person to finish on their own